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5 Reasons Why I Suck Today
1) I have not donated to Haiti
2) There are kids on Extreme Home Makeover that have done more with their lives at the age of 8 than I have as an adult
3) I dislike Robert Pattinson because he’s associated with Twilight and not for any other reason
4) I watched an episode of Jersey Shore… and liked it.
5) It finally hit me, Brad Pitt can be ugly.
